Actually Cool Things You Can Do in Portland This Fall
Actually Cool Things You Can Do in Portland This Fall
The summer of 2021 in Portland was, at least, a marginal improvement on 2020’s. Instead of horrific wildfire smoke we had the heat dome, and COVID rates were, for a while, dropping steadily, with a return to indoor dining and some mask-free events. While this fall is looking to be difficult thanks to the Delta variant, at least most of the city itself is vaccinated. There’s still plenty of fun to be had in the City of Roses, from outdoor events to safer indoor ones. Fall is a beautiful time in Portland.
As a reminder, food service and other customer-facing workers are more beleaguered than ever as they continually operate on the front line of COVID precautions. If you’re going to be “that person,” it’s best you stay home. With that said, here are actually cool things to do in Portland for fall of 2021.
Get lost in a corn maze
Sauvie Island
In the summer, Sauvie Island is a destination for beach-goers to escape the heat, whether that means lounging on its nude beaches or visiting you-pick produce farms. But in fall, it’s all about the pumpkin patches, petting zoos, and corn mazes. There are a few to choose from, and for many Portlanders the real beginning to the Halloween season is wandering the corn mazes, riding the flatbed trucks out to the pumpkin patch, and finishing the whole thing off with some hot apple cider.
Get dirty with your friends at Hump!
Buckman
For those in the know, the start of fall also means it’s time to Hump! The Pacific Northwest’s most famous independent pornographic film festival returns to theaters in early autumn, and while the festival makes its way across the country, it’s still best enjoyed in Seattle or Portland, where it originates. It’s a celebration of the taboo, the beautiful, the erotic, the funny, and the strange, presented by individuals rather than exploitative production companies. Though it sounds odd, going to watch pornography in a theater with your friends is actually a lot of fun, and a very Porltand thing to do.
Revel in the wonder of the Vaux’s swifts
Slabtown
The Vaux’s Swifts are one of Portland’s most astonishing displays of nature. Each year, these diminutive birds flock by the tens of thousands to Chapman Elementary school in Northwest Portland. There, they spiral into a dramatic whirlwind into the chimney, where they roost for a few weeks before continuing on their migration south; it’s the largest roost of migrating swifts in the world. September is the best time to watch, and it makes for an excellent date idea.
Go pick an apple
Multiple locations
Like pumpkin picking, apple-picking is a great way to celebrate Oregon’s fall bounty. The state features a number of orchards, many of which are “you-pick.” It’s outdoors, affordable, and often close to (or even right in) Portland. Plus, then you have apples from which you can make apple pie, tarts, or just enjoy plain.
Volunteer for a good cause
Multiple locations
Like all major cities, Portland is struggling right now. The city has experienced a myriad of issues that were exacerbated by the pandemic, from pollution to hunger, graffiti to homelessness. Volunteering to help with these issues is an excellent way to get to know your community better, and to help make it better. There are dozens of volunteer opportunities in the city, and Hands On Greater Portland is a helpful tool for finding the ones that best fit your interests.
WulfenBear Media LLC
Visit a farmers market
Multiple locations
Portland is surrounded by farms, with places all across the state producing everything from fruit to organic meats. Farmers markets are a fun way to celebrate and support that industry, as well as do a good portion of your grocery shopping. Popular locales include the Portland State Farmers Market downtown, as well as ones out in Lents, Hillsboro, and Beaverton. But most neighborhoods have at least one small farmers market, often on weekend days. Besides the produce and other farm goods, there’s usually a few food carts slinging pizza, noodles, or breakfast items.
Visit a strip club
Multiple locations
The rumors are true: even with the pandemic, Portland sports the most number of strip clubs per capita of any city in the United States. Plus, these are full bars, with mixed drinks and nudity. But more than that, it’s a part of the city’s culture, and it’s seen as (relatively) more acceptable than most places, with a strong sense of empowerment from the dancers. But the pandemic has been extremely hard on sex-workers of all varieties, including strippers. Despite pivots like drive-through strip club performances and strippers delivering club food door-to-door, the pandemic hit performers hard, financially. At the moment, masked patrons are welcome back inside the clubs, so if you want to support your favorite dancer, do so now.
0 Response to "Actually Cool Things You Can Do in Portland This Fall"
Post a Comment